Friday 13 March 2015

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


 
No. 5 - Wicked Witch - Chaos 1978-86 (2008)

I didn't really know what to say about this so I borrowed some comments from RateYourMusic.

Satanic Cocaine Funk.

So f**king schizo-creepy and sinister in a way that only drugs can be. Like poisonous *** on black leather. This ****'s f**ked up.

morbid funk heard through a dying pimp's cerebellum to masturbatory cosmo-funk in Mahavishnu fashion

What to do when your ratio of coke to pcp becomes unbalanced? RECORDING SESSION!!!

It's like the soundtrack to a blaxploitation film that dosen't exist about a Satanic Pimp who can move between wavelengths of Parallel Dimensions to pimp hoes and slang rocks and on the side he also directs porno.


 
And he wears that PVC jumpsuit so well too.
Admit it, you're off to go download this right now.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


No 4 - Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (2005)

I never thought that down syndrome was contagious until I had the misfortune to listen to this mong of a record.

Rating:

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


No 3 - The Haters - Ordinarily Nowhere (1995)

Someone repeatedly bangs on a tray of cutlery whilst being sucked through a jet engine.

AAAA+

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


No 2 - Stick Men With Ray Guns - Some People Deserve To Suffer - 2002 (Recorded 1981-87)

A bunch of hillbillys start a punk band and decide to become a Flipper tribute band.

Fun piece of trivia : Lead singer Bobby Soxx's party piece was to shove the microphone up his own arse at the end of their set.

Did I mention this album is awesome.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

In a continuing series which will probably continue for a week or so until I get bored of doing it I shall attempt to sum up what I think of an album in the most constructive way I can in as little words as I can.
To start this off I shall be reviewing....


No 1 - Trumans Water - Fragments of a Lucky Break - 1998

'Hmmm, shall we rip off Miles Davis, Sonic Youth or The Fall'
'Fuck it... Let's do all three at once'

I quite enjoyed this, dragged a bit towards the end though.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


No. 5625: Burzum - Burzum (1992)

Like your neighbours 14 year old kid started a shitty metal band with his friends and is playing in their garage and won't shut up, both in content and production. This is about as dangerous as a midget threatening to hit you in the face with a plastic bottle while you sit in the safely of a Challenger Tank with a 120mm gun pointed at his. No wonder they had to burn churches down and murder each other to get any attention, people probably just laughed at them and called them virgins when they heard this garbage.

I own albums by Whitehouse, Nurse With Wound & Throbbing Gristle, you really think this cheese ridden childish shit impresses me?

And to think I went into this with an open mind willing to give it a chance.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

See kids, instincts do prove you right sometimes after all.



Monday 23 February 2015

Live Aid



It's almost 30 years since Live Aid happened and to celebrate this I thought I would take a look at the commemorative DVD that was released a while back that my mother bought for me one Christmas a few years back that still remains unopened to this day.

My memories of the day itself are a little sketchy but surprisingly accurate when I looked at the playing times of the bands performing that day.
I remember watching the beginning with Status Quo and I remember staying around to watch Adam Ant just after 1pm (Being a huge Adam Ant fan at the time). After that I took off and spent the afternoon in the local video game arcade before returning home around 5.30 for my dinner just in time to see U2 finish their set and watch Queen & Bowie play before taking off again to go outside to play football.
I remember coming back in sometime around 9pm when it started getting dark & watching Paul McCartney and the finale at Wembley.
After that I remember being left alone to stay up late after my parents went to bed so that I could watch Duran Duran play in Philadelphia but I decided I was too tired to sit through a bunch of American bands I'd never heard of beforehand and decided to just go to bed after all. Just as well because they didn't come onstage until 1.45am, almost 4 hours later.

I also remember around this time my Dad was trying his hardest to stop me playing video games all day and had got me into stamp collecting to achieve this and I remember in the morning being driven into town to the philatelist shop and picking up a first day cover of the Live Aid commemorative stamps with the postmark of 13th July 1985 stamped over them.
I still have it, I wonder how much that's worth now?

So those are my recollections of the day, let's see what's on this DVD.

DISC 1 : PART 1

Intro

"It's 12 noon in London, 7am in Philadelphia and around the world it's time for Live Aid....."



Fanfares go off as Charles & Di take their seats. Nice to see Geldof made an effort, and oh look there's Brian May and his perm. Chilling to think that just 15 years later the two women in this picture would be dead.
A short blast of God Save The Queen (Not the Sex Pistols version sadly) and then we're off and rockin'......

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Status Quo

Rockin' All Over The World
Caroline

Don't Waste My Time (n/a)

It's easy to knock the Quo and I have several thousand times but you really can't fault them when you put them in front of a live audience. Right from the opening bars of 'Rockin' All Over The World' the crowd are totally into it and singing along loudly. They then hurtle straight into another old favourite with 'Caroline' keeping the fast paced momentum going.
They played another song 'Don't Waste My Time' but it wasn't included on the DVD. Rather than go through every song not played on the DVD I'll just list them as red under the title. That song isn't really needed though. You pretty much get the message from the first two songs. Quo nailed it on the day and played brilliantly and you struggle to think who could have made such an instant reaction opening with that crowd at such a huge gig. Fair play to Quo for having the balls to do it. This was also original bassist Alan 'Bomber' Lancaster's last gig with the band. He would leave the band shortly after this and emigrate to Australia. They would still have hits and be hugely popular in Europe in the following years but they were never really the same after his departure.

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The Style Council

You're the Best Thing (n/a)
Big Boss Groove (n/a)

Internationalists
Walls Come Tumbling Down


'Internationalists' seems like an odd choice to include here seeing as 'You're the Best Thing' was a massive hit for them around this time and is still one of their most remembered songs. It maybe be a timing issue with 'Internationalists' being half the length of 'You're the Best Thing' but as Paul Weller says in the intro to the song it is kind of appropriate given the nature of the gig, and it's still an enjoyable energetic jazz funk work out. Their set is rounded off with an frantic run through of 'Walls Come Tumbling Down' which is one of my favourite pop songs of the era. A good set overall but let's be honest we'd have all rather have seen The Jam instead. If only they could have kept it together another couple of years.

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The Boomtown Rats

I Don't Like Mondays
Drag Me Down

Rat Trap (n/a)

Of course Geldof was going to play this gig but a lot of people felt he shouldn't seeing The Boomtown Rats hadn't had a hit in about 5 years at that point, which is kind of hypocritical given his treatment of Adam Ant (More in the next entry). The Boomtown Rats would break up completely the following year. Having said that 'I Don't Like Mondays' goes down a storm with the crowd singing along with every word. Next up is 'Drag Me Down' which seems an odd choice given that they also played 'Rat Trap' that was a huge hit and 'Drag Me Down' only got to No. 50 in the chart when it was released as a single the year before. In fact I don't think I'd even heard 'Drag Me Down' before I watched this. Global Jukebox eh Bob?
As the band leave the stage the crowd breaks out into a well deserved spontaneous rendition of 'For He's a Jolly Good Fellow' in honour of Geldof.

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Adam Ant

Vive Le Rock

The story goes that Adam Ant had kept bothering Geldof for a spot on the bill despite Geldof telling him there wasn't any room. In reality Geldof felt that Adam wasn't a big enough name not having a hit single for 3 years (Kind of ironic Geldof hadn't had one in 5 years). Adam was desperate to play as he had released his first single while taking a 3 year hiatus to attempt to become an actor in Hollywood. Eventually Geldof offered him one song and Adam accepted. He then went on to piss a lot of people off on the day by ignoring the whole Global Jukebox concept and playing his new single 'Vive Le Rock' which virtually none of the crowd had even heard at that point. Watching it you can see half the crowd into it and the other half looking around lost and bewildered. I mean it was his best single in years but that was kind of besides the point. I remember being really disappointed with this as a kid not getting to hear stuff like 'Antmusic' and 'Stand & Deliver' on the big stage, but looking at this now knowing the back story behind it all he did a decent job of putting in an energetic performance for what he did.

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Ultravox

Reap The Wild Wind (n/a)
Dancing With Tears In My Eyes
One Small Day (n/a)
Vienna

Now It's the turn of Geldof's right hand man Midge Ure to take the stage with Ultravox. Ultravox at this point were probably the biggest they had ever been with a string of successful album going back to 1979 when Ure had first joined them. However this was also pretty much the end of that run, just 3 months later Ure would release his first solo album and eventually leave the band completely 2 years later.
There's a really interesting dynamic here, this seems to be the Midge Ure show with him pushed right to the front of the stage with the rest of the band right at the back of the stage barely in shot a lot of the time.
The sound during this is really odd too, Ultravox during this time consisted of two synth players and a drummer with Ure on guitar and vocals and the lack of a bass makes the whole thing seem rather tinny and lightweight. Ure's guitar has the sound of some grimy garage band and is a total contrast to the clean synths which really makes an otherwise nice pop song like 'Dancing With Tears In Your Eyes' sound like it rocks pretty hard... I approve of this.
Of course 'Vienna' is next, it's not as lush as it's studio counterpart but it's performed well enough, but the lack of any bass really makes it suffer.
Other than a couple of complaints this is a good decent set.

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Spandau Ballet

Only When You Leave
Virgin (n/a)
True

Another band who were at their peak when this was recorded and dear God look at those costumes, it can only be the mid 80s. There's Tony Hadley (Who I have a lot of time for as a vocalist) in a full length leather coat and pants in the middle of July,would hate to be his girlfriend at the end of the night. Then there's Martin Kemp (Who I have a lot of time for as a actor) in that ridiculous turquoise get up and Gary Kemp (Who I have a lot of time for as a ...... OK i'll get back to you on this) who looks like he turned up in his pyjama bottoms and a hi-vis jacket from someone directing the traffic.
As for Spandau Ballet themselves, they're probably one of the most unfashionable bands to like, both back then and now. I have some time for them, I loved their first couple of albums which were more kind of Synth pop/new romantic orientated but lost interest when they essentially became a white soul band singing sappy ballads. Sadly in 1985 were right at the heart of white sappy ballad territory. Having said that 'Only When You Leave' is one of their better later songs and they play this note perfect. The second track 'Virgin' which isn't included here I'd never heard of. I looked it up and it appears to be just an album track of the album they released the following year...naughty.
Their set is finished off as you would expect with 'True' I don't know if they were being told to hurry up but they sing this song at rather a speedy pace, which for a slow ballad sounds kind of strange, almost comical in fact. All the girls singalong to it, the band take their bows and everybody leaves happy.
Would have been nice to hear maybe one of their earlier singles but this set wasn't as bad as I was expecting.

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It's 9am in Philadelphia and Joan Baez kicks off the festivities at the J.F.K. Stadium with a rendition of Amazing Grace (Later on the DVD)

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Elvis Costello

All You Need Is Love

Back in London Elvis Costello takes the stage along with just a guitar and tells the crowd he wants them "To help him sing a old northern English folk song" before going into 'All You Need Is Love'
It's simple, yet effective. The crowd sing a long to every word, Costello sings it in his own unique way and it's just an all round enjoyable almost kind of spontaneous performance.
One of the highlights of the day this one.

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Nik Kershaw

Wide Boy (n/a)
Don Quixote (n/a)
The Riddle (n/a)

Wouldn't It Be Good

If you ever want to study the fickleness of popular music you only have to look at Nik Kershaw at Live Aid. Just a year earlier he'd released 2 albums and was having hit single after hit single, putting him on this bill seemed a no brainer. Yet just a month later Kershaw would release 'Don Quixote' the final single from his album of the previous year which would be his last ever top 10 hit. After playing guitar on a couple of Elton John songs his slide back into obscurity would begin. And it seems the BBC felt he was only deserving of one song being broadcast too.
Kershaw said later on that he was nervous as hell onstage and it shows in the one song we do get 'Wouldn't It Be Good', probably his most well known song. He seems to be rooted behind the mic stand showing no personality whatsoever in fact I think at the end of the song when he punches the air and runs up to the drum riser is the most personality he shows throughout the whole song. The crowd seem to be kind of into it but to me now this seems to be the first misfire of the day.

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Sade

Why Can't We Live Together (n/a)
Your Love Is King
Is It A Crime (n/a)

My God this woman is simply stunning. Although this is another one song set it's one I really enjoyed. It's almost like a change of pace with a really nice smooth laid back groove and Sade is the epitome of cool. The crowd are really really into this for such a laid back song. Sade takes off her jacket, massive cheer erupts, sax player begins his solo, another massive cheer erupts. I'm not really familiar with Sade's material 'Your Love Is King' is the only song of hers I know but having seen this I would love to have seen the other two songs that she performs here. In an interesting curio as Sade leaves the stage in London, in Philadelphia a re-united Black Sabbath with Ozzy Osbourne are about to take the stage. It's kind of funny to think of Sade warming up a crowd for Black Sabbath. (and them playing at 10am)
But that's not to demean Sade, her performance is another highlight of the day.

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Sting & Phil Collins

STING
Roxanne
Driven To Tears (n/a)

PHIL COLLINS
Against All Odds

STING
Message In A Bottle (n/a)

PHIL COLLINS
In The Air Tonight (n/a)

STING & PHIL COLLINS
Long Long Way To Go (n/a)
Every Breath You Take

Oh God, this is the moment I have been really dreading.
Sting had just broken up The Police and was transitioning from being known as 'The Singer In The Police' to being known as 'That Pretentious Twat' and Phil Collins is a twat anyway and they both get a whopping 7 songs between them to show us this. Thankfully the BBC cut this down to 3. After performing here Collins would get on Concorde and arrive in Philadelphia just in time to ruin a reformed Led Zeppelin. In fact he ruined it so much Robert Plant, Jimmy Page & John Paul Jones would go on to criticise his performance and refused the footage to be shown on this DVD and made a donation to the charity instead
Sting comes out first with just himself and a saxaphone player and plays a long drawn out slow version of 'Roxanne', like you didn't hate the guy already.
Then he's joined by Collins who plays a solo version of 'Against All Odds' hitting a very obvious duff note near the beginning, the crowd seem to like it though. Finally they join together to do another drawn out version of another Police song 'Every Breath You Take' which again goes down well even if I'm totally bored by it. Then after what seems like it's an eternity it's over and they leave the stage and I'm forever grateful I didn't have to watch this entire set of over pretentious drivel.

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Howard Jones

Hide And Seek

I can't help but wonder if the only reason Howard Jones is playing is because they just happened to have Phil Collins piano still on stage and had 5 minutes to fill. That's not to say his spot isn't deserved but it feels like this is here out of convenience rather than any great attempt to have Howard play the gig.
It's all very nice and a well played piano ballad with the crowd singing along to it, although not as enthusiastically as past songs. But at this point in the show it's been almost nothing but ballads & singalongs for the past 2 and a half hours and you can see during this song the crowd are beginning to lose focus and are starting to get a little bored of them. I'm sure like me they'd much rather be dancing or rocking out with Howard and his synth while he throws off his mental chains instead.

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Wednesday 3 December 2014

15. Tito Punete - Dance Mania Vol.1 [1958]























15. Tito Punete - Dance Mania Vol.1 [1958]

Only another 5 years and 20 albums to go until I get the the beginning of the British Invasion.

While I'm doing this blog I'm finding myself listening to more Afro/Cuban jazz than at any point previously in my entire life, and there's probably a good reason for that other than not being from the generation or the place that spawned this stuff, but that's not to say it isn't enjoyable.

The biggest problem for me anyway is all of this stuff sounds the same. Granted there are differences in the songs on offer here, there are some with vocals, some without and ... well that's about it really.
It's all very jolly & bouncy like you'd expect with mambos & cha chas in abundance. It's just that I'm hearing this stuff long after it's day so I have seen this stuff parodied beyond belief to the point where I almost expect Morcambe & Wise to come out and do a comedy dance routine to this stuff.

The best thing about this kind of stuff is that before you've heard a note you know exactly the type of thing you're going to get so you can prepare yourself to listen to it, that however is also it's biggest downfall because after a while the songs kind of merge into one another and the whole things comes kind of predictable.

This is a fun album but then these kind of albums are, it's a bit like a kind of enforced fun. You would have fun listening to it, but why would you want to listen to it when you could listen to something much more contemporary and less dated ?
Everything about this album screams 1950s at you, at first it's novel but doesn't really hold your interest over time because there's nothing really substantial here.

Rating 1.5 / 5

14. Little Richard - Here's Little Richard [1957]























14. Little Richard - Here's Little Richard [1957]

Now this is what I'm talking about.
After a glut of chin stroking jazz it's great to get back to some dirty primal Rock n Roll. And it doesn't get more dirty or primal than this. 
I don't think there's an album anywhere that grabs you by the balls right from it's opening line in a way that 'Tutti Frutti' does. Having heard this song my whole life it's kind of hard to imagine just what people thought when they heard this song for the first time back in the mid 50s and how they reacted to it.
The man himself is just a ball of energy screaming and hollering out the lyrics like his life depended on it.
And being a make up wearing, gender bendering black guy singing about screwing white women as well as being from the south you can bet that his life did depend on it a few times. If there's one thing this guy has it's balls.
Obviously the 3 big songs on this are 'Tutti Frutti', 'Slippin' and Slidin' and 'Long Tall Sally', they're tried and tested rock n roll staples, but as well as those there's plenty of great stuff on this album. The pace of the album slows down a little in songs like 'Baby' and 'Oh Why' but you'd be hard pressed to call them ballads, it would be more accurate to call them rest periods between the more frantic moments.
The slowest song on the album is 'Can't Believe You Wanna Leave' which clocks in at a massive 2 minutes and 25 seconds (The albums longest track) and even that is kind of the same pace as a mid tempo blues song.
The album finishes on a real high with 'Rip It Up', 'Jenny Jenny' and 'She's Got It', three blistering songs that finish off the album with the frantic pace at which it begun. At 27 minutes long this album is the perfect length. As the last song fades out it leaves you with a sense of whiplash and wondering just what in the hell just hit you.
If you want to sum up what Rock n Roll was about in less than half an hour I don't think you're going to find anything better to do it with than this.
Simple magnificent.

Rating 5 / 5

Wednesday 3 September 2014

13. Machito - Kenya [1957]























13. Machito - Kenya [1957]

More jazz, did people not listen to anything else in the late 50s?
More Afro-Cuban jazz which I've only just listened to with the Sabu album. I guess this stuff must have been popular back then.

Obviously the Sabu album is my direct reference point here given that it's basically all I have to reference this against. While I think that album had more excitement and was more distinctive and grabbed you immediately, this album doesn't do that so much. That's not to say it doesn't, the opening track  'Wild Jungle' does that wonderfully well at making a statement about what this album is about. The following track 'Congo Mulence' keeps going in that direction but then when you get the the third track, the title track of the album 'Kenya' you get a better idea of what this album is about. This is more of a fusion with trad western jazz than the Sabu album. The bongos and the congas are still in abundance but more restrained. They are given a chance to shine in tracks such as  'Cannonology' and 'Frenzy'. 'Frenzy' is particular is just that, a frenzy of hyperactive bongo playing.
The thing this album has going for it is it's layers and it's musicianship. It seems much more polished and thought out than the Sabu album, this is kind of it's sensible brother. It's kind of strange really how I think this album is the better of the two and yet I think when it comes down to individual songs I'm more likely to listen to ones off the Sabu album. Weird.
A good album, well played with some great musicianship, I just don't see myself revisiting it too often.

Rating  3 / 5