REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

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No. 5 - Wicked Witch - Chaos 1978-86 (2008)

I didn't really know what to say about this so I borrowed some comments from RateYourMusic.

Satanic Cocaine Funk.

So f**king schizo-creepy and sinister in a way that only drugs can be. Like poisonous *** on black leather. This ****'s f**ked up.

morbid funk heard through a dying pimp's cerebellum to masturbatory cosmo-funk in Mahavishnu fashion

What to do when your ratio of coke to pcp becomes unbalanced? RECORDING SESSION!!!

It's like the soundtrack to a blaxploitation film that dosen't exist about a Satanic Pimp who can move between wavelengths of Parallel Dimensions to pimp hoes and slang rocks and on the side he also directs porno.

 

And he wears that PVC jumpsuit so well too.

Admit it, you're off to go download this right now.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


No 4 - Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (2005)

I never thought that down syndrome was contagious until I had the misfortune to listen to this mong of a record.

Rating:

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

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No 3 - The Haters - Ordinarily Nowhere (1995)

Someone repeatedly bangs on a tray of cutlery whilst being sucked through a jet engine.

AAAA+

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

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No 2 - Stick Men With Ray Guns - Some People Deserve To Suffer - 2002 (Recorded 1981-87)

A bunch of hillbillys start a punk band and decide to become a Flipper tribute band.

Fun piece of trivia : Lead singer Bobby Soxx's party piece was to shove the microphone up his own arse at the end of their set.

Did I mention this album is awesome.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

In a continuing series which will probably continue for a week or so until I get bored of doing it I shall attempt to sum up what I think of an album in the most constructive way I can in as little words as I can.
To start this off I shall be reviewing....


No 1 - Trumans Water - Fragments of a Lucky Break - 1998

'Hmmm, shall we rip off Miles Davis, Sonic Youth or The Fall'
'Fuck it... Let's do all three at once'

I quite enjoyed this, dragged a bit towards the end though.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH A.D.H.D.

This week


No. 5625: Burzum - Burzum (1992)

Like your neighbours 14 year old kid started a shitty metal band with his friends and is playing in their garage and won't shut up, both in content and production. This is about as dangerous as a midget threatening to hit you in the face with a plastic bottle while you sit in the safely of a Challenger Tank with a 120mm gun pointed at his. No wonder they had to burn churches down and murder each other to get any attention, people probably just laughed at them and called them virgins when they heard this garbage.

I own albums by Whitehouse, Nurse With Wound & Throbbing Gristle, you really think this cheese ridden childish shit impresses me?

And to think I went into this with an open mind willing to give it a chance.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

See kids, instincts do prove you right sometimes after all.